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Thầy giảng tà đạo trên TV, ở Florida đã bị tóm cổ tống giam - vì tạo nguy cơ lây nhiễm cho cộng đồng

Subject: ***_tà_đạo_chống_nhà_nư ớc_ngay_trên_đất_Mỹ_!!!
From: Mike Wilson
Date: Tue, March 31, 2020 7:49 am

Hôm thứ Hai vừa qua, tên thợ giảng tà đạo trên TV, Rodney Howard-Browne, ở Tampa, Florida đã bị tóm cổ tống giam vì tội chống lệnh nhà nước, tụ tập đông người trong nhà thờ và tuyên truyền láo gian rằng:

nhà thờ nó có 13 thiết bị chống mọi loại vi khuẩn,
"hễ ai mới bước vào, máy này sẽ giết tất cả khuẩn trên người,
hễ ai hắt hơi một cái, máy này sẽ bắn hạ vi khuẩn với tốc độ 100 miles/giờ (160km/hr)"

***Nó bị tóm cổ vì tạo nguy cơ lây nhiễm cho cộng đồng !!!

Còn một thằng nữa, Rick Wiles, cũng thợ giảng tà đạo trên TV, ở Vero Beach, Florida rêu rao rằng đại dịch sẽ bao trùm Israel trong các nhà nguyện synagogues
"vì dân Do Thái đã chống đối ông Giê Su",
"hãy thống hối và tin theo Giê Su, thì đại dịch sẽ hết".

Đa phần dân Mỹ đều theo Giê Su, có chống đâu - sao đại dịch đang lan tràn nhất thế gian trên đất Mỹ ?

Toàn là bọn tà đạo hoang tưởng, thừa nước đục thả câu, chống phá nhà nước - không khác gì bên VN ta !!!

Đến khi nào thì thằng Nam Heo và đồng bọn tà đạo mới bị tóm cổ ...?!

nth-fl
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Cerabino: A rough draft of Florida's eventual apology to the rest of the...
Frank Cerabino
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200330/cerabino-rough-draft-of-floridas-eventual-apology-to-rest-of-country

Florida is making its mark in coronavirus pandemic -- and that’s not a good thing

Dear Rest of America:

On behalf of the state of Florida, I would like to apologize. Where do I start?

OK, the I-95 checkpoint that was put up Sunday at the Georgia state line.

Yeah, it’s ironic that we’re suddenly concerned about letting in potentially coronavirus-infected people from the Northeast just a couple of weeks after we hosted and then unleashed thousands of potentially coronavirus-infected Florida spring breakers on the rest of America.

Looking back, it might have been nice to have put an end to spring break crowds sooner. But, hey, we’re all about the tourism here in Florida. Our bad.

Cruise ships? Slow again to react.

Next pandemic we’ll be better. That’s a promise.

And we’d also like to apologize if you heard that we here in Florida have special “virus killing machines” that are keeping some of us safe from COVID-19.

One of our mega-church televangelists has been talking about it. We had to arrest him on Monday for putting his flock in danger.

“The Lord has helped us to secure our congregation,” TV evangelist Rodney Howard-Browne told his Tampa-based congregation on a recent broadcast. “We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place.

“If somebody walks in the door, it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. So we have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America.”

Howard-Browne was carrying on again about his magic, coronavirus-vanquishing machines during this past Sunday’s service.

“We want to help make thousands of churches what we call a safety harbor place for the body of Christ, and we’re busy working on that,” he said.

So, if he calls your church, trying to sell you his magic coronavirus machines to pay for his legal expenses, please remember: He’s a public health menace.

Howard-Browne has been using the magic machines as a way to keep his church packed with congregants -- in violation of the state directive banning gatherings of 10 or more people.

In a recent sermon, Howard-Browne called on his followers to continue their gatherings in defiance of civil authorities, saying that “we’re raising revivalists, not pansies.”

And he figured nobody could stop him because ... um, I don’t know. Because it’s different if a virus is spread from a pew instead of a bar stool?

We apologize for that too. But like I said, we’re trying our best belatedly to make things right.

In announcing the pastor’s arrest on Monday, Hillsborough County State Attorney Andrew Warren got style points by quoting the Bible: “There is no more important commandment than to love thy neighbor as thyself.”

If the arrest takes Howard-Browne out of circulation for a bit, it will also have the beneficial effect of sparing his congregants the expectation of a toilet paper miracle.

“What you have in your hand will multiply, and every day, there will be multiplication,” he said during his Sunday sermon. “You’ll look at your toilet paper, and you’ll think, "I’m gonna run out of toilet paper," but you have another roll, where that other one was. You don’t know how did that even take place ... ”

“You think you’re going to run out, and when look again, there’s still enough,” he said.

“That’s supernatural sustenance.”

That’s just a really bad plan for keeping stocked on toilet paper. And if his words make you want to try this method of restocking, we want to apologize for that too.

The only miracle that happens with toilet paper is if you arrive at the store just after the new shipment has arrived.

But at least Howard-Browne isn’t blaming the pandemic on the Jews. That would be the work of another Florida televangelist, Rick Wiles, a White House-credentialed “journalist,” who runs TruNews from his Vero Beach church.

With the pandemic spread to Israel, God’s intention is finally being revealed, Wiles said in a recent broadcast.

“The people who are going into the synagogue are coming out of the synagogue with the virus,” Wiles said. “It’s spreading in Israel through the synagogues.

“God is spreading it in your synagogues! You are under judgment because you oppose his son, Jesus Christ,” he continued.

“That is why you have a plague in your synagogues. Repent and believe in the name of Jesus Christ, and the plague will stop.”

Please ignore.

The Jews aren’t to blame for coronavirus. I repeat, the Jews aren’t to blame for coronavirus.

We’re sorry for our televangelists. They ought to be put on a toilet-paper-shorted, magic machine-stocked cruise ship together.

Until then, please accept our apologies.

fcerabino@pbost.com

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